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我就不想带钥匙:不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

2018-01-14 12:42:30 来源:新文阁 编辑:jian

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  “不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙”

  “一江春水向东流,我就不想带钥匙”

  “问君能有几多愁,我就不想带钥匙”

  “爷娘闻女来,我就不想带钥匙”

  “问君何所之,我就不想带钥匙”

  不知不觉竟然唱出声来有木有,然而不带钥匙的后果何其可怕,让画面回到没带钥匙的那天:

  如果室友不在,房东出国,却惊恐地发现——张士超,我的钥匙去哪儿啦?

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  原来室友收拾东西的时候,误拿了我的钥匙!幸好阳台的栏杆断了两根……于是连续两个中午和下午,你都会看到一个妹子从窗子里钻出来,又从窗子外钻出来;

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  合租时没有室友联系方式,忘记带钥匙,于是敲门。敲了大概半小时,没有一点反应。跑到楼下折了一根长长的树枝,勉强伸到他窗户上,看到他走到窗前往外看。我以为他发现我了,结果他……拉上了窗帘!你感受过绝望吗?

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  累到吐血回到家,钥匙没带,破罐子破摔去逛街,逛完街大包小包拎回家,没带钥匙绝望到哭泣,只好大半夜请开锁师傅来换锁,赔了夫人又折兵;

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  遛狗6到飞起来,钥匙没带,一人一狗寒风中相拥取暖,家里没回人,孤单寂寞冷;

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  小盆友放学回到家,没带钥匙可怜娃,蹲在门口的小白菜,万一被坏人“叼走”,真是哭都没出哭去;

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  别人没带钥匙更尴尬,扰人香梦罪恶大,麻将正要胡,耽误自摸算谁输,虽然门开了,但是感觉妈妈要“杀人”;

不如自挂东南枝,我就不想带钥匙

  我能怎么办,我也很绝望啊,屡教不改,就是不想带钥匙,世间已经如此艰难为什么还要带钥匙?!

  高铁都提速了,视觉都VR了,iPhone出到X了,机器人都能代替娃了,我凭什么要带钥匙!

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